Thursday, May 21, 2015

Grind Like The Norse


The Norse are known for violence and pillaging, but their culture was so much more.  Even before they could pillage, they had to spend days or weeks sailing to the place where they did the pillaging.  The Norse people were in fact craftsmen, explorers & farmers.  They built a democracy, and made beautiful carvings.  All of these things are endeavors that involve patience and deferred rewards.  Fitness should be the same way.
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The Norse did the paddling before the pillaging
The Norse are known for violence and pillaging, but their culture was so much more.  Even before they could pillage, they had to spend days or weeks sailing to the place where they did the pillaging.  The Norse people were in fact craftsmen, explorers & farmers.  They built a democracy, and made beautiful carvings.  All of these things are endeavors that involve patience and deferred rewards.  Fitness should be the same way.

Fitness isn’t about immediacy 


It seems to me that many Americans, especially those in the younger generations, tend to want everything to be immediate.  I mean I get it,Gen X, the Millenials, and Gen Z are all the generations that grew up with the internet & fast food.  We’re used to being able to find anything we want to know or purchase very quickly and easily.  We’re also used to computers that can process mega amounts of data in the blink of an eye.  In my mind all of that makes us impatient, and even more likely to look for the magic pill.  These generations want immediate results, and in many parts of life we get those immediate results.  

The thing is that real fitness isn’t built overnight, and there is no magic pill or workout.  Whether your goal is to be an elite level powerlifter or weightlifter, a games level crosffiter, or just look like a cover model, none of these things happen overnight, and they most certainly don’t happen in 1 workout.  In all of these ventures there is no substitute for time.  Sure genetics play a HUGE role in all of these pursuits, but genetics only can get you so far.  If you truly want to be elite you’re going to have to train hard, but more importantly you’re going to have to be consistent.

Start with 1000 and subtract
Vertical_subtraction_example.svg.pngElite level athletes have been practicing their sport for years.  So, let’s take a look at what 5 years of training looks like…  Say you’re a powerlifter, and you train 4 times a week with 2 weeks off per year for rest and holidays.  That means if you never miss a session you’re training 200 times per year.  Over the course of 5 years you have the potential for 1000 training sessions!  Now let’s start doing some subtraction…  What about those days you decide to skip the gym to go to happy hour.  Do that 2 times per month, and you’ve cost yourself 120 training sessions in 5 years.  I bet 120 training session could overcome a lot of genetic difference.  Now let’s say you decide you’re going to go balls-out every damn time so you can catch that dude who’s got a few hundred sessions on you, and you end up injured.  Say you end up out of action with a moderate injury (1 week out) twice per year, and over that 5 year span you have two major injuries (1 month out).  Now you just dropped from a potential of 880 sessions to around 808 sessions!  And that’s not even considering any injuries that keep you out longer than 1 month.  The hole is getting deeper!

Be A Viking Grinder
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A fair maiden is not an excuse to miss training
It turns out that the best approach to fitness is similar to the Norse approach to life.  They were a people who invested time today, for a pay off tomorrow.  They did lots and lots of boring tedious and non-sexy work, just to get the seemingly singular pay off at the end.  Not to mention the fact that they did all of this in some of the toughest climates in the world!  These guys were GRINDERS!

Just the way the northern European farmer couldn’t skip out on the crops because some maiden (or viking bro) came a calling, we shouldn’t skip out on the day’s training.  I mean everyone want Viking arms, but they don’t want to put in the work!

Similarly, the Norse men would make delicate carvings out of wood and bones that took weeks or even months to complete.  In the fitness world we can equate this to every day not being the day to test our 1RM bench press.  Bro!  There are times to train and there are times to test, but the tests should be a very small part of what you do.  They should only come after lots of hard work.  Moments of fury follow long periods of hard work!


Be A More Like Big Bennie!!

Learn to grind out your training sessions when you didn’t really want to go to the gym.  Learn to grind out a training cycle that is kicking your butt.  Learn to grind out sets even when you think you can’t complete the set.  Learn to grind out your weekly training when life gets in the way.  But also learn when to back off before getting injured, so you can live to grind another day.  Take the long term view instead of looking for immediate results.  Now watch this video to see a great example of how the Norse God Benedikt Magnusson grinds out workouts, and go fourth being more like Bennie!



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